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2.77sDo you feel me inside of you?
2.54sOoh, you got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?
2.94sUh, sure. Ooh, let me have some of that Cool Whip.
2.74sWhat'd you say? You can't have a pie without Cool Whip.
1.77sCool Whip? Cool Whip, yeah.
2.07sYou mean, Cool Whip. Yeah, Cool Whip.
1.27sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.73sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
2.1sYou're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
1.67sWhat are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Cool Whip.
2.5sYou put Cool Whip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Whip.
1.23s- Say "whip".
1.64s- Now say "Cool Whip".
- Cool Whip.
1.43sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.13sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.5sYou're eating hair!
6.04sWell, Lois, I am now a graduate of the Quahog Police Academy and an official on-duty cop.
4.54sOh, I can't believe I'm married to a big, scary police officer.
2.33sJust keep your eyes on the eggs, ma'am.
3s(LAUGHING) Yes, Officer.
3.9s- You are such a dirty cop.
- Don't break those yolks, ma'am.