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0.07sHi, honey.
2.2sWhat?
1.97sI was thinking about our kiss last night.
3.17sI never knew how flat and wide your tongue was.
1.6sYeah.
3.6sYou know, I've thought about how you stood up for me at the dance and all the nice things you said.
2.87sWe should totally be boyfriend and girlfriend.
1.9sWell, Meg...
3.84sYou know what's strange? I think I might be gay.
4.27sI saw this penis on the internet today and I thought to myself,
2.57s"Well, that's... That's just fine."
1.63sI'm going to the mall later.
3.7sMaybe you can come and help me pick out some underwear.
4.74sI don't think that's gonna be a possibility. I have plans...
2.47sWith Chris. Chris and I have plans this afternoon.
2.2sWe do? Yeah, we're doing that thing.
3.87sWe're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon.
1.3sMasturbate? Masturbate.