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2.94sWe're gonna start by learning how to do a cavity search.
4.24sPeter, you will be the police officer and Quagmire, you will be the suspect.
1sBegin.
4.67sSir, I suspect you are in possession of drugs and I'm gonna have to give you a full cavity search.
1.6sDrop your pants.
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2.67sJOE: Peter, you don't have to pull your pants down.
3.74s- Sorry. I'm still learning. - JOE: All right, start the search.
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3.84sI think that's everything. CLEVELAND: You want me to double check?
3.8sI appreciate you guys volunteering for this next phase of training,
3swhich will address how to deal with a crazed drug user.
2.07sHey, Joe, what are we supposed to do in here?
1.57sYou see that coffee you're drinking?
1.73sI have, without your knowledge,
3.44sadded a large amount of PCP to one of those cups of coffee.
2.44sI won't say which one, but in a few moments,
4.1sone of you will completely lose your freaking mind. Good luck.
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