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2.57sHey, I thought maybe we can go get some coffee later.
1.13sI don't think so.
3.64sOh, come on. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Huh?
1.97s- Who's a good boy? - Me.
3.74sOh, yes, yes, who's a good boy? I am, I'm a good boy.
3.4sBut, no, no. Look, I got stuff to do today. All right? Sorry.
2.9sWell, we should hook up anyway. I'll bug you later.
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2.57sWell, she seems to have taken a shine to you, Brian.
1.4sWith a little encouragement,
2.03syou might get her to put her cankles behind her ears.
1.03sStewie, shut up.
3.14s(CELL PHONE BUZZING) Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 a.m.?
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3.84sWait a minute, something did happen last night.
2.34sLook, it's not that big a deal, all right? We just...
2.23sWe just made out a little.
4.2s(EXCLAIMING) Tell me about it. Go! It didn't mean anything.
3.54sI had a few too many and... It's not even worth going into.
5.51sOh, this is an even bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialogue.
5.67sSomething, something, something, dark side.
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