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5.31sSo, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19,
5.77syou're gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
5.94s(SOBBING) Brian, that was amazing. No one's ever stood up for me like that.
2.34sHey, no problem. She's a... She's a skank.
1.57sYou know, you don't... You don't deserve...
3.54sYou don't deserve all the crap you get, Meg, you know that?
1.57sThanks, Brian.
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5.17sTell me why
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3.04sSorry, that was the booze, not you.
1.47sYou gonna eat that?
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4.24sYes, the day can begin. Good morning, Brian.
5.5sNow, we can do this one of two ways. I can bust your balls to pieces right now or we can spread it out over the course of the day.