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2.74sOh, she's just grateful you took her to the dance.
3.3sWell, I think it's more than that.
2.64sSo here's the thing, and don't get mad,
1.64sand that part I can't stress enough...
2.17sThat's a great shirt, by the way.
3.07sI may have made out with Meg.
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1.03sOkay, I had that coming.
2.9sWhat the hell is wrong with you? You sick bastard.
2.5sLook, I was drinking... Oh, what a shock.
1.73sHa, ha, ha, ha, ha.
3.34sLook, the short version is this morning she made me eat her hair pie...
2.5sNo, it's not what you think. Stewie had some, too.
1.6sStop punching me.
6.91sLook, Brian, I don't know what the hell happened between you two but you better go upstairs and straighten it out right now.
3.7sThis is even worse than when you ate that bubble-gum out of the garbage.
2.47sBrian, did you get into the garbage last night?
3.27sUh, no. Why? Don't lie to me, Brian.
1.23sI'm not lying.
1.2s(FARTS)
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