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4.4sFor the fun we're gonna have, Brian. We're gonna have fun tonight.
5.64sGood old-fashioned, all-American fun.
4.17sListen, Meg, I'm not gonna lie to you, here. I'm a little uncomfortable.
3.44sOh, just relax. We're gonna be here for a while.
1.43sWell, I don't know if... Wait, what?
1.7sWe're gonna be here for a while.
2.2sA while? Yeah, a while.
1.6s- You mean a while?
- A while.
1.33sA while. A while.
1.3sA while. A while.
2sA while. Brian, you're acting weird.
2.8sOh, come on, that one doesn't even have an "H" in it.
3.37sDon't move, dirtbag. Holy crap, what the hell is this?
1.83sBrian, she's a teenager.
5.17sYeah, Brian, you're doing the same thing that Mia Farrow did to that Chinaman that Woody Allen brought home from the circus.
5.07sPeter, hold on to that thought, because I'm going to explain to you when we get home all the things that are wrong with that statement.
2.63sBut, first, Meg, you need to let Brian go.
3.84sBut Mom, I love him! Honey, you're just confused.
1.43sI'm not confused.
2.94sI've never been more certain about anything in my life.