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1.13sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.5sYou're eating hair!
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6.04sWell, Lois, I am now a graduate of the Quahog Police Academy and an official on-duty cop.
4.54sOh, I can't believe I'm married to a big, scary police officer.
2.33sJust keep your eyes on the eggs, ma'am.
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3s(LAUGHING) Yes, Officer.
3.9s- You are such a dirty cop.
- Don't break those yolks, ma'am.
1.27sOh, my God, Lois, I hit you.
2.9sI know. Now stick your finger in there and twist it.
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4.6sHey, Lois. Can I talk to you for a second? I think we may have a problem with Meg.
2.8sYou're telling me? She's been locked in her room all day.
2.94sWho knows what she's doing up there?
1.63s(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
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7.41sYeah, well, the thing is, Meg is becoming a little enamored with me and I'm kind of losing control of the situation.