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1.27sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.73sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
2.1sYou're saying it weird. Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "H"?
1.67sWhat are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Cool Whip.
2.5sYou put Cool Whip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Whip.
1.23s- Say "whip".
- Whip.
1.64s- Now say "Cool Whip".
- Cool Whip.
1.43sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.13sCool Whip. Cool Whip.
1.5sYou're eating hair!
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6.04sWell, Lois, I am now a graduate of the Quahog Police Academy and an official on-duty cop.
4.54sOh, I can't believe I'm married to a big, scary police officer.
2.33sJust keep your eyes on the eggs, ma'am.
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3s(LAUGHING) Yes, Officer.
3.9s- You are such a dirty cop.
- Don't break those yolks, ma'am.
1.27sOh, my God, Lois, I hit you.
2.9sI know. Now stick your finger in there and twist it.
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4.6sHey, Lois. Can I talk to you for a second? I think we may have a problem with Meg.
2.8sYou're telling me? She's been locked in her room all day.
2.94sWho knows what she's doing up there?