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1.63sI'm going to the mall later.
3.7sMaybe you can come and help me pick out some underwear.
4.74sI don't think that's gonna be a possibility. I have plans...
2.47sWith Chris. Chris and I have plans this afternoon.
2.2sWe do? Yeah, we're doing that thing.
3.87sWe're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon.
1.3sMasturbate? Masturbate.
1.7sWe're gonna masturbate together.
4.74sWell, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this.
2.43sOh, there's the cute prom couple.
3.17sHi, Mom. Is it cool if Brian and I go to the mall this afternoon?
3.57sActually, I thought I was pretty clear... Of course, it's okay.
3.3sEver since that dance, you two have become such good friends.
1.6sWho would have thought?
2.77sWe're more than friends, Mom. Last night, at the dance, Brian...