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3.07sOh, Brian, let's dance. This song kicks ass.
3.57sHold on to the night
3.27s
6.64sHold on to the... Man, I gotta tell you, I can see why you'd be insecure, Meg.
3.17sSome of these chicks are unbelievable.
1.8sBrian, can I ask you something?
2.43sAre you drinking so much because you don't want to be here?
4.9sNo, no, Meg. It's... That's... My God, look at these chicks.
2.4sYou know the best thing about these girls is,
2.94seven if you're terrible, they don't know the difference.
2.37sYou know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here,
2.67sso you're going to have to leave. But Brian can stay.
4.64s(ALL LAUGHING) You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
1.7sExcuse me? Brian, let's just go.
2.77sNo, no, no, no, no. Now, hang on. Hang on, Meg, hang on.
5.04sYou see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12.
3.64sBut now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore.