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2.4sYou know the best thing about these girls is,
2.94seven if you're terrible, they don't know the difference.
2.37sYou know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here,
2.67sso you're going to have to leave. But Brian can stay.
4.64s(ALL LAUGHING) You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
1.7sExcuse me? Brian, let's just go.
2.77sNo, no, no, no, no. Now, hang on. Hang on, Meg, hang on.
5.04sYou see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12.
3.64sBut now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore.
5.31sSo, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19,
5.77syou're gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
5.94s(SOBBING) Brian, that was amazing. No one's ever stood up for me like that.
2.34sHey, no problem. She's a... She's a skank.
1.57sYou know, you don't... You don't deserve...