1.7sI amuse myself.
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2.02sBender, what happened to you?
3.09sI'll try to put it in terms you can comprehend.
2.95sI passed the existential singularity.
1.23sTry harder!
5.17sI hacked myself inside-out and now the entire universe is my processor.
5.07sWhoa! I definitely want to hear about that, but first, I need your help.