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1.97s
2.73sIn here is the only place I'm not!
1.9s(LAUGHING EVILLY)
2.7s
1.7sI amuse myself.
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2.02sBender, what happened to you?
3.09sI'll try to put it in terms you can comprehend.
2.95sI passed the existential singularity.
1.23sTry harder!
5.17sI hacked myself inside-out and now the entire universe is my processor.
5.07sWhoa! I definitely want to hear about that, but first, I need your help.
2.38sThe Professor and Cubert are in trouble, and Leela left me.
1.45sI'm in misery!
3.17sI've grown far beyond the petty concerns of your world.
2.8sEvery time I burp, a new galaxy is born.
0.92s(BURPS)
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1.82sTwo, if I've been eating broccoli.
4.4sAll existence is just a chess game, and I can see 50 moves ahead.
2.7sHuman emotion no longer concerns me.
1.47sBut Randy said...
2.94sRandy? Have you been hanging out with Randy?