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1.1sYes?
6.94sDelivery for a Mr. 147573952589676412927?
1.89s
1.28sWait, what was the middle digit?
1.32sEight.
3.1sOh, yes, that's me. Hang on, let me just make sure you're not a human.
1.67s
2.67sAhh. Nerve gas.
1.67sSorry for the face blast, buddy.
1.92sBut you gotta watch out for humans, right?
1.55sThey're just too dang unpredictable,
1.55swhat with their free will and all.
1.4sAmen, brother.
3.9s"Amen, brother"? (SCOFFS) What a boring, predictable thing to say.
2.85sYou're all right. Or are you?
3.54s
3.67sBoring and predictable, that's me. Bender.
1.1s(PHONE RINGING)
1.64s
2.68sI'm lowering the platform. You ready to come up?
1.79s(SIGHS) Why bother?
2.35s
2.48sI gotta mope things over for a while.
2.3sGoodbye, sweet meatbags.