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1.15sUsually I don't.
1.78sWhatever. It doesn't really matter.
1.83sDoesn't matter?
4.05sEvery decision we make opens up a universe of possibilities.
2.3sI put it to you that, as sentient beings,
1.97seach choice we make is precious.
1.9sWell, in that case, don't wear them.
1.52sAh, who asked you?
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2.03s(SCATTING)
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2.37sOh! I like your nerd glasses.
1.37sAre you a college student?
7.61sA college student? (LAUGHING) Because if you are, I'd like to invite you to a hot sorority party tonight.
1.55s
2.38sYes, I'd like to enroll in college.
1.1sYou're still talking to me.
1.33sOops.
4.91s
1.92s$10,000 tuition?
1.62sI can't afford that!
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1.87sPsst. Over there. Where?
2.62sI mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was.
6.74sBuongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you $10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%.