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2.62sI mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was.
6.74sBuongiorno, Bender. We, the robot mafia, are prepared to lend you $10,000 at an interest rate of 10,000%.
2.35sThat's easy to remember. I'll take it!
1.03s(RINGING)
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1.68sDecisions, decisions.
2.47sI guess I'll sit way in back, with the cool guys.
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3.95sYo, hombre, you think you're cool enough to sit way in back with us college toughs?
1.37sYes, I do.
3.15sYo, in that case you're all right, man. You want to join a gang?
1.97sI'm gonna go with yes again.
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4.14sMr. Bender, I realize class has only been in session for 32 seconds,
2.67sbut you've fallen in with a bad crowd.
3.29sI know, right? Also, I've decided to drop out of school.
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3.13s
5.86sWell, I got my tuition back, minus $9,000 for the damage I caused to the dean's wife.
1.75sYo, welcome to the gang, Homes.
2.15sI'm Fabricio. Here's your Jostens ring.