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2.77sFrom now on, no matter what cool crimes I commit,
2.34speople will say, "Bender didn't do that!
2.2s"It was just Bender's programming!"
4.17sWell, I committed these crimes, do you hear me? I'm guilty!
3.52sBailiffs, get that innocent robot out of my courtroom.
2.27sGuilty!
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6.86s(WAILING) I have no free will! I am not the master of my own fate!
4.69s(SOBBING) No free will. Not my fault.
1.97sWhy do you care so much, Bender?
2.92sI mean, for all we know, humans don't even have free will.
1.33sYeah, whatever.
3.4sProfessor, you're my only hope. If you love me even a little,
2.2sbuild me some kind of free will unit.
2.94sA robot free will unit? Impossible!
2.3sAnd even if it were possible, which it's not,
1.97sit would still be inconceivable...
1.67sWhich it is!