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5.26sMake the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
2.87sStill, to have your own pool.
2.35sI've made a lot of bad choices in life.
3.4sNow, let's see if I can make just one good one.
2.99sCookies! Fifty cents a box!
3.32sGive me all your change! And a box of snickerdoodles!
1.12s(SCREAMING)
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2.87s(BENDER CRYING)
1.7s(SIREN BLARING)
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3.67sBender Rodriguez, you are charged with petty larceny,
2.33spossession of something analogous to drugs,
2.33sand assault with a smelly weapon.
1.52sHow do you plead?
3.74sNot guilty! Although I did do it. That's right, I'm bad.
2.27sDue to the overwhelming nature of the evidence,
2.04swe will begin with closing statements.
5.3sYour Honor, the state's case contains not one Kentucky kernel of truth,