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3.67sBender Rodriguez, you are charged with petty larceny,
2.33spossession of something analogous to drugs,
2.33sand assault with a smelly weapon.
1.52sHow do you plead?
3.74sNot guilty! Although I did do it. That's right, I'm bad.
2.27sDue to the overwhelming nature of the evidence,
2.04swe will begin with closing statements.