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2.02sI'm sorry. Oh.
2.02sIt's not your fault.
6.81sI give up. It's time to face the fact that I'll never do anything remotely interesting or unexpected again.
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1.27sHand it over.
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2.89sMom may have fallen for your lies, but not me.
1.95sYou invented the free will unit,
3.17sthen you selfishly hid it beyond the reach of my stealers.
5.92s(STAMMERING) Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
2.3sNow, give up the free will.
2.57s(SIGHS) I should have destroyed it,
3.67sbut I was too damn proud of myself. So I kept it around,
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