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5.26sMake the wrong ones, and you'll wind up face-down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
2.87sStill, to have your own pool.
2.35sI've made a lot of bad choices in life.
3.4sNow, let's see if I can make just one good one.
2.99sCookies! Fifty cents a box!
3.32sGive me all your change! And a box of snickerdoodles!
1.12s(SCREAMING)
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2.87s(BENDER CRYING)
1.7s(SIREN BLARING)
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3.67sBender Rodriguez, you are charged with petty larceny,
2.33spossession of something analogous to drugs,
2.33sand assault with a smelly weapon.