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3sUh, yes, my name is Homer Simpson.
2.27sand I'd like to order an Itchy & Scratchy cel.
2.1sMy credit card?
2.53sUh, do you accept the "Federal Breast Inspector's" card?
2.5s"License to Ogle"? "Vyza"?
3.94sOh, yes, of course. That's what I meant, "Visa." It's these new dentures.
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4.1sWell, I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
3.14sWell, I'm opposed to the whole thing-- damn opposed!
2.14sHe's damn opposed. Damn, damn, damn opposed.
2.8sBart! Homer, what possible reason could you have...
2.07sagainst Grampa being in love?
4.12sIf he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister!
2.52sAnd then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks...
3.62swith pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand!
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2.37sHello, Mom?
4.04sFine. You know Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday.