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3.02sEach one is absolutely, positively, 100% guaranteed...
2.5sto increase in value. I guarantee it.
1.15sWhoo!
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3.77s- Pardon me, sir. Forgive my clumsiness.
- Not at all.
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3sUh, yes, my name is Homer Simpson.
2.27sand I'd like to order an Itchy & Scratchy cel.
2.1sMy credit card?
2.53sUh, do you accept the "Federal Breast Inspector's" card?
2.5s"License to Ogle"? "Vyza"?
3.94sOh, yes, of course. That's what I meant, "Visa." It's these new dentures.
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4.1sWell, I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother.
3.14sWell, I'm opposed to the whole thing-- damn opposed!
2.14sHe's damn opposed. Damn, damn, damn opposed.
2.8sBart! Homer, what possible reason could you have...
2.07sagainst Grampa being in love?
4.12sIf he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister!