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3.02sSmithers, guess what happened to me last night?
2.73sI don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?
3.89sShe said "No" to me. Do you know how many women have said "No" to me?
3.15s130-- But only one since I've become a billionaire.
3.14sAnd she's the one for me. I'm in love!
2.47sWhoop-dee-do, sir. Yes, whoop-dee-do.
2.28sWhoop-dee-do to the world! Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Florist.
2.57sWhoop-dee-do, Mr. Physical Trainer. Whoop-dee-do, Mr. President.
2.05sI'm happy you've finally found love.
2.22sWhoop-dee-do, Tarantula Town.
5.07sWhoop-dee-do, employees. Everyone who's found true love may leave early today.
2.05sAll right!
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3.67s"Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier. Re: Delineation of Romantic Intentions."
2.37sToo sappy.
2.52sSmithers, come over here and help me write a mash note to my girlfriend.
3.37sFine.