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4.07sNonsense. Zoidberg's a fine physician, for aliens.
2.08sYour mistake is being humans.
3.9sNo, if I'm going to fire anyone, it'll be Scruffy.
1sYou can't do that.
2.02sOver my dead body!
1.52sDon't you get it, old man?
3.95sThanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I wet myself every time I laugh.
2.48s(LAUGHS) It's not funny!
3.89sWell, I guess it is kind of funny. (LAUGHS) Oh-oh.
1.83sWhy are you protecting Zoidberg, Professor?
1.23sDo you owe him something?
1.73sIs he blackmailing you somehow?
1.79sWhat does he have on you?
4.17sWhy have you kept him around all these years when he's so grossly incompetent?
11.38s(SIGHS) Long ago, Zoidberg and I entered into a secret arrangement relating to certain extraordinary events too horrible to reveal.
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