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1.48sBut you know what's not funny?
2.37sDeadly Tritonian hyper-malaria.
2.35sJust be sure to stay out of the methane swamps.
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2.4s(SNIFFING) What smells like methane?
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5.05s(PATIENTS GROANING) My God! I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack.
1.5sEspecially this far inland.
3.44sIt wasn't a shark. It was an awful, incompetent doctor.
2.24sWow, he must've been a total Zoidberg.
1.35sIt was Zoidberg!
4.2sHe brutalized us with power tools, gypsy curses and hypnosis.
1.88sYes, master.
3.1sYou'll all get through this. I give you my word as a real doctor.
1.02sWhat about me?
1.1sWhat did he do to you?
3.47sI don't know exactly, but I'm incontinent.
1.93sI'm truly sorry.
2.22sI consider myself a reasonable man.
2.07sQuick with a joke, slow to anger.
2.2sBut Bender can't go on long car trips anymore,
2.03sand I say Zoidberg must die.
2.1sPeople, please. Let's not overreact...
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1.87sDeath to the crab!