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1.67sHey, I have a cool idea.
1.27sCreate a duplicate Bender,
3.27sso when Big Caboose kills it, it's not real, it's duplicate.
3sOh! Oh! They did that on Star Trek, TNG.
1.62sCram it, nerd.
3.07sI'm not going to just copy some feel-good TV show wrap-up.
3.67s(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) I can think of a hundred endings that'll save you.
1.13sJust pick one.
3.1sNo, Dr. Beeler, I won't just pick one.
3.94sMy audience deserves better than some crappy, formulaic ending.
4.7sIf I must die, let me die in a blaze of artistic integrity.
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1.45sWell
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1.95s(MELANCHOLY TUNE PLAYS ON GUITAR)
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2.3sThen the steel-drivin' man
2.4sRammed his train through the wall
4.45sAnd crushed him flatter than a MacBook Air, Lord, Lord
12.08sCrushed him flatter than a MacBook Air But while you were all out fighting With the giant plastic octopi I copied myself, you see Bender! Bender!