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3.94sMy audience deserves better than some crappy, formulaic ending.
4.7sIf I must die, let me die in a blaze of artistic integrity.
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1.45sWell
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1.95s(MELANCHOLY TUNE PLAYS ON GUITAR)
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2.3sThen the steel-drivin' man
2.4sRammed his train through the wall
4.45sAnd crushed him flatter than a MacBook Air, Lord, Lord
12.08sCrushed him flatter than a MacBook Air But while you were all out fighting With the giant plastic octopi I copied myself, you see Bender! Bender!
1.62sAnd I cowered in the bathroom
1.77sWhile that steel-drivin' moron
2.13sKilled a duplicate instead of me
1.18sLord, Lord
4.49sKilled a duplicate instead of me