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2.7sthe crusty, comically inept geological surveyor,
1.87sthey're all made of nano-plastic.
2.34sSo, if Bender had sung about, I don't know,
2.45ssome crazy giant land octopus attacking me,
1.69sit would have actually happened?
3.1sPfft! I can't even imagine singing about such a thing.
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1.47sWell
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2.52sFry, run!
2.9sOh, relax, Beeler's stupid machine takes hours to print anything.
1.23sNo, it doesn't.
3.27sI improved it using fancy modern technology.
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0.98s(SCREAMING)
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5.57sBender, whatever you do, don't think about any more octopuses.
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1.6sOctopuses?
3.84sI believe the correct plural is octopi.
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4.87sI'm sorry. "Octopuses" is also acceptable.
3.2sThink about puppies, Bender, cute, harmless, dead puppies.
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