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3.59sOld Salmonella? Son, I ought to kill you for asking.
2.72sWe met doing hard time on a Mississippi chain gang.
2.33sAnd she'd been with me through 30-odd convictions.
3.22sThirty? You must be quite a bungling lowlife.
1.57sAnyhow, about the guitar.
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5.42s(GUN COCKS) Aw, come on! I can't be a famous folk singer without a cool guitar.
1.43sCan I at least get a photo?
1.93sAnd before you answer that... (CAMERA CLICKS)
1.15s(CHUCKLING)
2.27sNow I'll just have someone duplicate your guitar.
1.03sThanks, sucker.
3.17s(LAUGHS) You're the sucker, sucker.
1.28sSee, with all Salmonella and me been through,
1.87sher sound is unique.
3.99sAll your fancy technology will never be able to copy this guitar.
4.54sUsing my fancy technology, I can make an exact copy of this guitar.
2.28sTell me, Dr. Beeler. Will I need to threaten you?
1.27sNot at all.
2.6sYou see, nowadays we can take a unique and beautiful object,
3.2sand easily reduce it to a formula for mass production.
2.79sI call the process "science."
3.15sI'll just need to locate that guitar image on your file system.