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1.62sYes, sir.
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3.17sAnd don't go to prison. That's my shtick!
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2.77sI failed at my lifelong dream again.
4.34sHow can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?
2.44sBender, you have a lovely baritone,
3.1sand you sure can strum that plastic guitar.
3.69sBut you can't write a real folk song about experiences you haven't had.
4.5sYeah, you should write a song about a heartless robot who leaves his best friend to be murdered.