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3.34sBy laying down layer after layer of nano-plastic,
3.47sit can turn your wildest dreams into ordinary reality.
2.07sWitchcraft! Sorcerer!
1.23sNeat.
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1.33sSo, how long will it take?
1.4sFour or five hours.
2.8sShall we adjourn to the porn folder?
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6.22sI call my new guitar Bender Mae because Bender may be the greatest folk singer of all time!
1.27sIt looks pretty authentic.
2.47sYou bet it's authentic. See this scratch?
3.6sI tell people she got it while I was doing hard time with a New Hampshire chain gang.
1.67sFRY: I have a scratch, too.
2.84sFrom where Dr. Brutaloff slashed me with his finger knives,
1.93sright after he thawed out of his carbonite,
4.9sand right before he froze me in his carbonite because you deserted me.
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4.94s(GROANS) You're always getting frozen in stuff. It's your thing, man.
3.05sBender, you're not a folk singer just 'cause you have a guitar.