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0.82sStraight.
1.13s- No!
- Yes.
1.5s- Come on. Stop!
- Ho, hum.
1.2sPull over. Absolutely.
1.13s- Really?
- Yeah.
1.1sHe hides it well.
1.07sHe wishes.
1.45s
2.18s"Stewie." That's a funny name.
1.27s"Stewie."
3.9sIt's like "stew," only with an "eeee" at the end.
1.4sHmm.
1.88sI meant, it's funny, Stewie.
2.2sYou see, I had an uncle named Stewie,
2.05sand he used to sell bicycles.
2.58sI'm sorry, aren't you supposed to be asking me a question?
4.17sStewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
2.74sSunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?
1.03sI love candy!
1.53sWhen I was a little boy,
2.27swe would play stickball!
2.24s
2.14sOh, no. I'll wait. Oh, You finished?
1.87sI'm sorry. you know, It's my fault, really.
3.77sI was under the impression the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things,
2.63snot Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.
1.77sAsk me what I want to be when I grow up.
2.67sAnd We also used to play buck-buck.
1.65sEnough of your blather.