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2.5sMr. "Nominated for an Adult Movie Award for Best new Director."
1.89sA Woody? I'm up for a Woody?
0.88sCome on, Call your family.
1.8sI'll bet they'll be really proud of you.
2.92sNo, I'd rather they think I'm a jerk than a smut peddler.
1.33sBrian, they're your family.
2.4sThey'll love you even if you made A couple of crappy movies.
2.33sI mean, Blythe Danner still loves Gwyneth Paltrow.
1.83sOoh! Score one for me!
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3.19sWelcome back to E!'s Adult Video Awards preshow.
2.3sIt's a good crowd here tonight, Mom.
1.5sIt sure is, Melissa.
2.74sAll the studs and sluts are arriving.
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1.33sBrian! BRIAN!
1sUh, Hey.
3.29sYou're nominated for 3 of the 7 films you directed yesterday.
1.44sAdd Momma to the Train,
1.5sThe Purple Head of Cairo,
2.74sand, w-what was the 3rd one?
1.97sUh, You've Got Male Genitalia.
2.7sYou know, I was asked to star in a porno once.
1.37sYeah, but I couldn't.
3.34s'Cause, you know, most of my body is less than 18 years old.
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2.24sI used to guest host The Tonight Show.
0.93sOh, yeah.