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1.65sHey, I need more cheese puffs, manny.
1.8sLooks like Oprah's off the wagon again.
1.98sAnd Skip the toothpicks. She'll just hurt herself.
1.47sHey, Bri. Did you hear about Jason?
1.62sParamount bought his script.
2.45sThey bought Death Spares Not the Tiger?
1.89s$100,000. Pretty good, huh?
1.8sJeez! He's been in L.A. how long?
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1.53sUnbelievable.
2.34sYou know, He actually called the main character "John Everyman"?
1.43sC-Come on.
1.73sWell, good for him.
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1.93sKeanu Reeves, wow!
1.77sYou know, I don't usually gush.
1.37sSo, You'll have to forgive me.
1.83sBut when I was writing Coast Guard...
1.47sThat's what I do, I'm a writer...
1.83sAnyway, when I was writing Coast Guard,
2sI couldn't think of anyone other than...
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1.13sUh...
1.4sThere's a woodpecker on your head.
1.4sYeah, He comes and goes.
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2.4sAnd Now back to Kids Say the Darndest Things.
1.77sIt's ok. Take your time.