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2.32sFor the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
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3sMy ears are popping, and there's no way to console me!
2.17sI'm hungry and possibly teething!
1.13sMaybe I'm wet.
1.73sWho knows? I'm a baby.
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2.14sYEah. Uh, This is a message for Brian.
1.84sThis is Jack Nicholson.
1.77sUh, Listen, I read your script,
1.4sand it just, uh, you know,
1.92sjumped right off the page.
3.09sUh, I think it's something I'd be excited to be a part of.
2.64sSo, uh, call my, uh...
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2.09sListen, I'm just jacking you, man.
3.4sMe--Me and my buddy Phil just found your script at Starbucks.
0.97sTell him it sucks!
1sYeah, it sucks!
1.84sGive it up, loser!
2.64sAnd don't put your number on the cover, you stupid.
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1.35sI'm hungry.
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1.32sJasper's residence.
1.98sWho the hell is Jasper? Where's Brian?
2.8sPeter? I-i-It's me. Jasper's my cousin.