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1.53sUnbelievable.
2.34sYou know, He actually called the main character "John Everyman"?
1.43sC-Come on.
1.73sWell, good for him.
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1.93sKeanu Reeves, wow!
1.77sYou know, I don't usually gush.
1.37sSo, You'll have to forgive me.
1.83sBut when I was writing Coast Guard...
1.47sThat's what I do, I'm a writer...
1.83sAnyway, when I was writing Coast Guard,
2sI couldn't think of anyone other than...
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1.13sUh...
1.4sThere's a woodpecker on your head.
1.4sYeah, He comes and goes.
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2.4sAnd Now back to Kids Say the Darndest Things.
1.77sIt's ok. Take your time.
1.4sThen what happened?
1.2sHe...
3.09sHe said he would kill me if I ever said anything.
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