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1.5sOh, Hey, Quagmire.
2.23sGuess what? Last night I had sex with a black chick.
1.67sUh, uh, i--I got to go.
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1.03sHeh, Sorry.
1.87sWhat? All he said was "black chick."
3.14sYeah, I know. But your boyfriend looks like a typical angry black guy..
1.17sI didn't want to offend him.
1.27sHey, we cool, "G"?
2.27sYeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
1.22sAll right!
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5.24sI, uh, I was thinking Halle Berry would be perfect as the camp counselor all the kids want to "get with."
0.97sJasper was right.
1.2sYou're very talented.
2.2sYou know, i--I'm having a brainstorm here.
1.6sHave you ever thought about directing?
1.72sOh, Just every waking hour!
1.35sWell, i--I got this movie.
2.13sI'm not gonna lie. It's a low-budget movie.
1.48sBut the script is solid.
1.15sMy director dropped out.
1.43sAnd I need somebody who's smart,
2.42sambitious and not addicted to meth.
1.78sWell, I am smart and ambitious!
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1.83sSeriously. No, no. I'm clean.
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2.27sYou kNow, uh, Musso and Frank's is famous.
1.32sSee the bar over there?
2.07sGreat writers like Hemingway and Faulkner drank there.