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1.44sAdd Momma to the Train,
1.5sThe Purple Head of Cairo,
2.74sand, w-what was the 3rd one?
1.97sUh, You've Got Male Genitalia.
2.7sYou know, I was asked to star in a porno once.
1.37sYeah, but I couldn't.
3.34s'Cause, you know, most of my body is less than 18 years old.
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2.24sI used to guest host The Tonight Show.
0.93sOh, yeah.
2.37sWhat was that, like, 30 years ago?
2.1sYour mike isn't plugged in.
3.17sYou're--You're not even on television right now, are you?
1.37sIn my mind!
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3.57sThe next award is for Best Original Score in an adult film.
2.25sAnd the nominees are Ron Jones,
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1.4sWalter murphy,
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1.35sand John Williams.
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3.5sWell, You've come a long way from hiding from the vacuum cleaner.