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2.43s(SIGHS) You know, I was so desperate there for a while,
1.4sI even tried a Jewish club.
2.17sYou don't want to get involved with them religious groups.
2.29sThey believe in all kinds of weird stuff.
3.39sIf I believe in Jesus hard enough, I will not die.
3.35sIf I believe in Snake Jesus hard enough, he will die.
3.22sIf I believe in Tree Jesus hard enough, both of them will die.
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1.97sYay! Thank you, Tree Jesus!
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1.18sHey, Mr. Barrington.
2.07sOh, hello, Peter. I'm so glad you're here.
3.24sWe're shooting bald guys under 5'7" today.
2.69sHey, there's the guy who denied my health insurance claim.
3.5sSir, your nipples are fine! You don't need to reconstruct them!
2.97sI want Hershey Kiss nipples, and I want you to pay for them!
1.95sLook, Mr. B., if it's okay with you,
1.97sI'd like to give my membership back to Carter.
3.7sI'm sorry, Peter, but I just don't think Pewterschmidt is country club material.
3.27sNow if you'll excuse me, I'm about to shoot Michael Stipe.
2.97s(STIFLING LAUGH) Is that him in the corner?
1.3sYes, that is him in the corner.
1.43sIs that him in the spotlight?