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3.17sThere are people dying in hilarious places. That is it!
2.4sYou are officially kicked out of this club!
1.57sWhat? Griffin.
3.57sWe just had an opening. Congratulations, you are now a member.
1.4sOh, my God, really?
3.7sAnd to think, yesterday I was just a guy at home eating catnip.
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3.44sExcuse me, Mr. Pewterschmidt, but you're no longer a member at this club.
1.67sDon't worry, he's my guest.
1.4sNow, look, Peter,
1.63sjust because you're a member now and I'm your guest,
2.07sthat doesn't mean things are going to change between us, right?
3.64sNo, no, of course not. Excuse me a moment, Carter.
2.5sHey, guys, I just bumped into Carter Pewterschmidt outside.
1.33sWhat a loser, huh?
4.77s(ALL LAUGHING) Okay, when he wasn't looking, I stuck a springy snake in his wallet.
5.14sWhat? (YELLS) And I switched out one of his eyeballs for a gag exploding eyeball.
5.04sWhat? That's... (SCREAMS) And then I paid a couple of Mexicans to run over him with their car.