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1.33s(CHEERING)
0.58s
1.12s(FARTS)
1.69s
3.29s(ALL GASPING) Well, there goes my music career.
3.24sI wonder if I can get my old job back painting kids' faces at birthday parties.
1.05s
1.62sThere you go, Timmy.
1.57sSir, you're going to have to leave.
2.43sYou're just drawing penises with a Sharpie on children's faces.
2sI don't know how to draw a cat.
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1.12sHi, I'm Amanda.
1.37sI'm Chris.
2.5sYou look nice, so I'll blow my burps the other way.
3.57s(LAUGHS) - You're funny.
Oh, thanks.
1.8sUsually people just find me awkward.
2.65sI have a hard time with small talk.
1.85sDid you find everything you were looking for?
4.74sEh, I did all right for a guy who just had his first homosexual experience with his guitar teacher.
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1.72sAll right, guys, keep an eye out for our stuff.
2.07sI got tired of not being able to find my bags,
3.2sso I tied a vaguely Hanna-Barbera looking character to it.