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4.91sYou know, he got a piece of Jackie Kennedy before she was defiled by that hairy olive-eater.
3.29sYeah, and he once made me a grilled cheese sandwich after this.
2.13sWell, I wasn't sure about Pewterschmidt,
1.77sbut after hearing you gentlemen talk,
2smaybe I could give him another chance.
0.4sReally?
0.67sOh. wow!
2sThat's great news, Carter. You're back in!
3.6sHey, let's get a couple of girls and have seventh-grade in-the-same-room-make-outs.
2.03s"Carter"? Wait a minute.
1.38sYou're not Duke of Lacrosse Team!
3.34sAnd you're not Viscount James Earl Tennis Racquet!
3.14sSecurity! Come throw these frauds out of my club!
0.85sDamn it, Peter, you blew it!
2.64s(WHIMPERS) I knew I couldn't depend on you!
2.27sYou're not worthy to lick my designer shoes,
1.47syou fat, low-life slob!
1.43sBut, Carter, please!
2.5sHere, skip this rope and do a lively schoolgirl chant.
2.2sBut, Carter, I don't know any city girl rhymes.
1.37sDo it!
7.01sLettuce, carrots, peppers and peas Your mother says you got to have these Now do it double time with new vegetables!
3.14sCabbage, taters spinach and peas You already said "peas!"
1.77sI don't know any more vegetables.
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