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3.35sIf I believe in Snake Jesus hard enough, he will die.
3.22sIf I believe in Tree Jesus hard enough, both of them will die.
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1.97sYay! Thank you, Tree Jesus!
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1.18sHey, Mr. Barrington.
2.07sOh, hello, Peter. I'm so glad you're here.
3.24sWe're shooting bald guys under 5'7" today.
2.69sHey, there's the guy who denied my health insurance claim.
3.5sSir, your nipples are fine! You don't need to reconstruct them!
2.97sI want Hershey Kiss nipples, and I want you to pay for them!
1.95sLook, Mr. B., if it's okay with you,
1.97sI'd like to give my membership back to Carter.
3.7sI'm sorry, Peter, but I just don't think Pewterschmidt is country club material.