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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.44sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.52sAll the things that make us
1.32sLaugh and cry
4.49sHe's a family guy
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1.43sHey, Brian, have you seen the remote?
0.97sI want to watch The Weather Channel.
1.62sThere are tornados in the Midwest,
3.45sand I like watching poor people scramble to save what little they have.
1.3sI don't know where the remote is.
1.48sAll right, I'll find it myself.
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2.74sOh, my God, my old harmonica!
4.42sI'm going to play this really loud tonight to get back at our Armenian neighbors.
4.04s(MUSIC PLAYING) Hey. Hey, looks like a fun party.
2.37sUm, hey, listen, it's 2:00 in the morning.
2.4sUh, when is your five-year-old going to go to sleep?
1.23sSoon. Very soon.
2.37sYou want weird food wrapped in weird leaves?