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3.19sThis robot will never bend.
3.3sDon't tell my son what he can and can't do!
1.4sYou may know what's in his head,
1.8sbut you don't know what's in his heart!
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1.9sThere's no slot in there, either.
1.17sI said shut up!
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5.44sToday marks young Ben's 13th day of being left on continuously.
4.5sAnd so, before the Lord and this congregation,
4.84swe upgrade him to man-bot. Can I get a mazel tov?
1.2sALL: Mazel tov!
1.77sMazel tov!
5.72sI'd like to thank the preacher-bot for the introduction and also for not circumcising me again, am I right?
6.61s(ALL CHUCKLING) Twice was enough. But seriously, today, I'm not just a man-bot,
2.94sI'm the luckiest man-bot alive.
1.65sMy mom may have abandoned me,
3.77sbut I have the greatest dad in the whole universe.