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3.15sExcept masturbation. That's just wrong.
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0.9sOh!
1.83sI can't believe I made a kid!
1.37sI'm not ready!
2.3sThere's so much of the world I haven't stolen yet!
3.27sRelax, Bender. No one would let you near a child.
5.07sBev will get custody, and you'll be a deadbeat dad who never even bothers to know his own son.
2.17s(SNIFFLES) You really think so?
3.39sI know so. You're absolutely horrible in every way.
1.42sYou're sweet, Leela.
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6.01s(GIGGLING) Sorry, Bev, but I ain't cut out for fatherhood.
3.69sSo here's my certificate of abandonment drawn up by our notary.