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4.27s
2.02s- There's a dam!
- Damn!
1.1sThere's a grate!
5.06sGreat! But I can't bend anything with my arms agonizingly maimed like this.
1.27sWell, maybe I can!
1.13s(EXAGGERATED GASP)
1.02s(GRUNTS)
3.08s
1.47sYou can do it, Son.
1.33s(GRUNTS)
5.67s
1.67s
1.29s
1.17sYeah, this ain't gonna happen.
2.05s
1.55sIs that even necessary?
3.41s
1.12sI'm sorry, Daddy.
2.37sYou got nothing to be sorry about.
1.53sHe's really a very good father.
1.97s
3.32sAll right, I got her statement. And a straight up grape soda.
1.04s
1.73sAw, yeah.
2.2sI promise things will be different, Son.
3.3sFrom now on, I'm chaining you to a radiator.
4.44sI'm amazed someone who dispenses such warm soda could be so coldhearted!