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3.32sAll right, I got her statement. And a straight up grape soda.
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1.73sAw, yeah.
2.2sI promise things will be different, Son.
3.3sFrom now on, I'm chaining you to a radiator.
4.44sI'm amazed someone who dispenses such warm soda could be so coldhearted!
2.4sI'm gonna buy a drink just so I can throw it in your face!
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2.39s(GASPS) It's another soda baby!
1.28s(ALL GASPING)
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1.42sDamn.
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4.4sYou got knocked up by a police officer while he was looking for your kidnapped child?
2.37sSure did! I still got it.
1.27sSo, now what happens?
2.1sTell you what, you keep the big one.
3.15sLong as I got a baby to neglect, I'm happy.
1.6sShould we call child services?
1.4sNo, let's just get outta here.
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1.77sWhoo-hoo!
2.07sWhoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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0.83sWhoo?
1.17sSorry, Dad.